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j*pan

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.

Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.

by lolmarx December 23, 2011


Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010


Big J

You'll always find a Big J in your life, they're kind, caring and funny seemingly a real genuine people person. You'll always have fun on a night out with people like Big J; however, don't be fooled they are cunning and calculated individuals that strive for nothing more than to gain leverage against you.

Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.

He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.

If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.

Person 1: So, I heard about the bin incident.
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.

Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.

Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!

by T-RexWalker January 8, 2020


Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.

Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022


bizzle j

Marijuana or weed something you smoke and get high off of

Example 1: im bout 2 go buy some bizzle j

Example 2: Damn That Bizzle j is banging

by ~Keeka~ June 11, 2008


Lee J

a difficult problem that nobody wants to deal with.

Lets see how the manager handle a "Lee J" like that.

by yourfridgeisbeeping November 9, 2022


J. Baba

The J. Baba is the main demon from Kaltinec. She stays at her defined places in the main city. She threatens people (especially boys which burp at her) with throwing and breaking her walking stick and ESPECIALLY, shitting in their respective mouths and calling the militia.

The slug- I saw the J. Baba today
Me-Did she see you?
The slug- She wanted me to COME, COME, COME!

by ElaElaElaShaTeObadqNaMiliciqta July 29, 2022