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The sexiest man alive,sadly a tory,leg eater (dumbass),and cheesemaker/bassist of the amazing band blur.
Jake:why won't you love me babe???
you:sorry ,I'm in love with a middle-aged british cheesemaker,and you're definitely not my type of man (aged and british)
alex james (needed to put it here)
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James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.
" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"
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When a man goes on vacation and gets robbed by his ex girlfriend who volunteered to walk his dog for him while he was gone. Her next move is to magically find most of his stolen stuff @ a pawn shop the next day. Pawned to them by none other than James Radcliff. Then when asked about this lie continues to lie and bring up ex boyfriends etc.. All this in an attempt to win back his love.
Dude he went to a show to meet that sexy hippy chick. But while he was gone Amy pulled a James Radcliff on him and took all his new shit.
Damn that crazy Bitch will do anything to get him back.
He better lock his doors, she might break in and attack him @ night
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A pornographic novel author who was famed for always drawing graphic pictures of veined penis's in his books.
I read a novel by James Campbell yesterday, it was very graphic.
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While high on cocaine you have sex with a girl. Right before you cum you pull out your tallywacker and bust a nut in your hand. You then proceed to slap the girl in the face with your jizz hand and yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!"
That hoe was actin' hella dumb last night so I pulled the rick james on her and kicked her ass out the fuckin house.
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an awesome guy in high school who is a beast at borderlands.
kid one: you know that badass level 50 borderlands player
kid two: his name must be james
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A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.
Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!
Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!
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