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Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant
'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'
Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
Guy1: I just seen a clown
Guy2: when did Johnny ugly get in town
The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
the sexiest man alive young and old can make any man gay
johnny depp is so hot
When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.