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There’s no beef / we’re not fighting
Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu
when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it
Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight
The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
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The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.
You: What the fuck is wrong with you.
To have sex.
Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.