rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.

I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

Flowisk Disease

A rare and possibly deadly disease thar is contracted from too much Flowey x Frisk fanart/porn. The symptoms are: Being sus, Dying of cringe, thoughts of Gay minecraft femboy hentai, buff sans undertale, and Joe. Aswell as other symptoms similar to Ligma.

A: I heard Yuri got Flowisk Disease

B: Who's Yuri?

Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.

Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.

Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.

“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”

Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.

“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”