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Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.
Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.
When you have so much pot you literally don't care how much you smoke or how you use it.
"Bro, do you really need to pack the bong a 7th time?"
"Dude I'm pot rich"
*sings* "pot rich, pot rich pot rich"
What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"
Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"
Crock Pot Pussy
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The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.
This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"
Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*