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When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
Last night Mary tow trucked mark into my ass
Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis
Im going to duck and truck ye first born
A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
Those Freight cars from Thomas the tank engine who would always kamikaze themselves just to get payback at a engine that slightly annoyed them
but the troublesome trucks pushed thomas down the hill