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When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”
Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
I'll give but don't do it too me
I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)
Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion
Having anal sex with a close male friend
‘Jacob and I are gonna stop in for a bit before running touch’
Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.
"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!
*see somebody touch my spaget video*
Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"