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when you touch a piece of cheese on the ground
joe has the cheese touch
When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”
Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
Having anal sex with a close male friend
‘Jacob and I are gonna stop in for a bit before running touch’
Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.
"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!
*see somebody touch my spaget video*