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A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.
A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.
Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....
Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.
Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.
A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon