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The name of a particularly stinky fart.
“Wow, that was a turds jacket”
A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.
I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.
A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .
When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.
"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."