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A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.
Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.
Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.
If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall
shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way
OG foe life😎
If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way
A way to escape people, and enjoy living away from society. Not necessarily in a van, Van Life can be enjoyed out of the boot of a Subaru outback too. Van life requires the liver to forgo the modern creature comforts, reducing life to the important parts: the people and places.
Put simply, it is living for an extended period of time in a car or van in order to camp in nature but remain mobile and a little safer.
Tina just sold her house; she's going full Van Life.