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A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats
Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches
"When one is on a bender for three days while wearing the same clothes and still looking fresh."
Friend: "Nice clothes bro, I saw you wearing them yesterday"
Joe: "Yo man I am on a bender and I am still looking better than you while wearing my three day active wear."
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slang for a large african american penis
Visanthe Shiancoe, of the Minnesota Vikings, was caught on live television in the locker room, with his three liter coca cola hanging out.
Yo, I bet Shaquille O'Neal has a huge cock. I probably looks like a three liter coca cola.
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noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......
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Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
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One of the hardest to define slang terms from Oz. It's associatted with moderately heavy, heavy and/or the over the top use of stimulants or amphetamines such as ice. Humourously used to describe to someone about your state of mind in combination with the amount of days in a row you have been without sleep, and the estimated days you expect to continue being awake and used in the same vien also, when lightheartedly stirring somebody else up who is also obviously - via thier actions, in the same condition. It's comedic value is derived from the fact, that when said, being most likey many months, or at least weeks and weeks away from christmas day, that in fact only 3 actual occurrences of a good nights sleep are likely to occur before that holiest of holiest days arrives. It's like saying that on a busy day at the carpark of a shopping centre, that "millions of cars" were parked all over the place, making it a pain to get out of there in any decent amount of time, when there may have been actually only 50.
guy walks into a club, his friends noticing the eyeballs and fidgetyness, combined with his uncanny savvyness, dash and the ability to see and understand the secrets of the universe. He walks up to his group of buddys and proclaims " three sleeps till christmas" while smiling, showing the sparkle of light shining from his teeth like in the cartoons, and shouts all his pals thier favourite beverage.
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the same guy walks into the same club, looking a little like henry munster, glazed eyes, not realy sure if the name on his drivers licence and the associatted picture, is actually him, muttering something along the lines of " i am woman hear me roar" has all his pals racing over to see who can be the first to overwhelm and bedazzle him with the saying, all very likely in fits of hysterics at just how out of it, thier not so fine weathered friend is. They'd probably immediately also mention, that he's been here for hours and "that he somehow has got out of paying for his last two shouts of drinks and for him to please go to the bar, we all just want the usual"
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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
three year old
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