Random
Source Code

Marnie Bird

Marnie bird has saggy pum pum. She like both genders cus she can’t get enough xoxo. She fuk my dad.

Eeeeeeee you fucked Marnie Bird last night?

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019


Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019


John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 21, 2021


bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 7, 2019


bird wars

when birds attack each other it looks stupid but it is reasonable

BIRD WARS

by Aquapig June 4, 2015


tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 3, 2013


Hearing the birds

Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.

He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.

They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.

by Ghost Cadet November 22, 2010