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Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is my favorite still!
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Sam Dean is a typically hot guy with tons of bitches. He gets all the pussy from all the girls he also dosent like dark nipples (Jade) he is also a really cool person who is very bout. He plays no games when it comes to bout ness.
Sam dean is a attractive man.
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An absolute beast of a guy, never lets his friends down and always lends a helping hand
He's such a Sam S
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A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
Uh oh, everybody look here. Here comes the meanest hombre in the west, Sinister Sam.
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Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
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