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When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.
I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking
Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
A ford truck is a moving hazard and is the true definition of junk. If your looking to walk everywhere u go or bang your cousin it’s for u
Fordd truck are for the gays
AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
When a girl drives and makes you leave your truck in driveway to show she had a man over!
Bro she tried to truck trap me last night so i parked elsewhere and rode with somebody else to her house.
When ol'girl invites you over to leave yo truck in the driveway and "just" ride with me!?! Guess what now yo truck stuck in the drive when you MIGHT wanna go home with someone else!?!
"You gonna go home with that chick bro?"
"Nah i can't, i got truck trapped"
A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
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