Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

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bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.

"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"

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Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

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Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

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Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

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wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

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Exco Car Wash

A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires

She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer

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