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A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.
Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"
We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
The ability to hide from the police in a loft at a lockdown party when you've exceeded the rule of six guests
Fuck me I never seen Kim and Laura Anne Franking it so quick after Officer Dibble knocked the door !
When the cops turn up and you have to hide with the alcohol/drugs in the attic.
"Bitch where the fuck you at?"
"I'm Anne Franking! The cops are here"
Illegally socially gathering during a quarantine or lockdown
My friends and I decided to meet up so we went Anne franking to the park
This girl is the most amazing girl you could ever think she has two friends and they always were there by her side no matter what and she has the most beautiful smile and soft inside voice but whatever you talk to her or you meet her she's just like shy and innocent in her own way there's no other girl that you can compare her to those just like her she has no bad meaning to anything she's just so meaningful that she has just everything to say about stuff it's just like if you were say something me and she wanted to take it so mean or hurtful she would take it as a compliment. We'll get it away it'll just be something there go bother her because she's strong and independent when she cares about her friends so if you mess with her friends you mess with her and also if you get pissed with her piss her off she's definitely going to find you bro you're not going to like it just don't make her mad and just know she got a lot of curves and she looking damn sexy.
guy 1 - hey bro have don't be so mean to her
guy 2 - why it was just a joke it was "not like i was not trying to make her cry"
Nina ann williams - it is okay i real don't care what he has to say but hay you want to be friends
Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.
Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?