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A bad ass bitch who is savage & voted for Trump.
“Amy” - who did you vote for this year? It better of been Joe Biden
“Katie” - oh hell nah he sniffs kids! TRUMP 2020 baby .
Katie is a very lovable and loyal person that knows how to get what she wants. Furthermore does she face the grind to get there even if it means to lick the asshole of that one old neighbour at the first day of moving to another city in terms of education.
A Katie is also that kind of girl you get a handjob of under an old, moist blanket at an afghan 30th birthday after you vomitted baklava all over the persian handmade carpet in the living room.
"Hey look over there, what a self concious 3rd degree Katie!"
A woman (yes, a woman) who exudes independence, strength and resilience, despite the adversities she has faced throughout her years. A dominant presence that emanates beauty as much internally as she does externally, a Katie is an individual who turns heads when she enters any room at any given time. Katies are full of never-ending laughs, hours of karaoke hits sung at the perfect pitch, and adventures that have little choice but to lock-in as core memories. When in the presence of a real Katie, rather than a wannabe (aka a f.a.n.), you'll know; for her unapologetic acceptance of her authentic self is viewed as a threat by many. Because of this, she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but she is for sure her own, and that is more than enough for her and her tribe of extremely loyal and dedicated friends who love and support her beyond words. There aren't enough words to describe the privilege it is to have a Katie in one's life, so if you have one, don't screw it up; you're only screwing yourself in the end. When it comes to a Katie, if you've got a fast car, just know that she's got a plan to get you out of here (strictly in a Tracy Chapman fashion).
I think Metro Station wrote a song about Katie. The lyrics go, "I'll swim the ocean for you, woah woah woah woah Katie."
Bruh... that song is called Kelsey. But they should have written it about Katie, so you're close enough.
I sure am. Katie is the best.
When you meet a Katie, you know you've found a friend for life. Katies are the best kind of people. Usually blonde, gorgeous locks of hair which anyone would be jealous of. Katies are also notoriously bad at Mario Kart, picking the worst possible combinations of vehicles yet she always stays smiling and never complains how everyone always beats her. Katies tend to fall in love with short people, and really struggle when it comes to heartbreak. Katies are also often very tall, my guess would be around 5'10. You can usually tell if someone is a Katie because she'll be wearing the most amazing outfits that only she could pull off because of how pretty she is. Katies are the best kind of people :)
You see that girl over there? She's definitely a Katie.
A Katie is a Woman who dates younger boys. She's an alright friend who everyone thinks is a bitch till they meet her true personality. Katie has had like six best friends her whole life. Katie's a girl with no ass but big boobs and a super alright face. Katie is super fun to be around, and likes to try new things.
That's Katie!
Oh Katie...