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To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.
No shave November is over. Time to beard up.
A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.
Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.
A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.
Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.
The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.
That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.
Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.