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When you want to have dirty nasty sex with his or her best friend
Eww he has a best friend complex
A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"
The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.
Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"
Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."
Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."
Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*
We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
My dad is the world's best dad!
Natsuki (ナツキ) is one of the five main characters in Doki Doki Literature Club!, one of the five members of the Literature Club, and one of the three characters for whom the player can write poems. She's cute, can cook and has daddy issu- e-ehm....yea anyways she's of course best girl!
Guy 1: Angie is the best danganronpa character!
Guy 2: nuh uh, it’s Kokich-
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up.
girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me
The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you
Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe