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The act of ejaculating in a female’s (or male’s) nostrils for sexual gratification.
I gave that chick a nozzie blast last night. She was blowing out cum boogers for hours!
Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.
Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".
John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.
(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.
This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade
after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted
A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.