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In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.
Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.
Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while
Something someone says to you to be extremely disrespectful, usually they're fake "alpha males" with a superiority complex and feel threatened by someone trying to do good in their own life. Used to put people down and feel better about oneself with extreme disrespect.
Ha! You're doing better in your life? Get under my boot.
When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.
Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.
White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.
“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”
Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.
“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
“Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”