Brick Bowling

A game played in the street involving bricks. First you set up bricks standing vertically as you would bowling pins. One person throws a brick at the bricks standing up and tries to knock them all down. The end result of this game usually turns out to be a brick war.

Danny's Mom: Son why are your shins all bloody?
Danny: Oh, we had a game of brick bowling....
Danny's Mom: *sigh*

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bowl of salt

a bowl that is so beat the ash is all white.

Why did you pass the mofuckin bowl of salt at me?

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acai bowl

the trendy smoothie bowl that youtubers and social media influencers buy to post a pretty pic- but then throw away because it is actually disgusting.

did you see ___ post that picture of her acai bowl?

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cum bowl

When your having sex with someone underage so you keep a bowl in your car so when your done fuckin you use the cum bowl.

"Did you use a condom?"
"No I used a cum bowl"

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rice bowling

Accepting a salary for a drone job without questioning its logic, its efficiency, or its value to the employer's mission. The worker is perfectly happy as long as his bowl of rice gets filled every day.

This place is in trouble if doesn't change direction. Management is miserable. Anyone who looks around is terrified. Only those still rice bowling are happy.

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Dust bowl

A very dry vagina

Dude her vagina was as dry as a dust bowl it was horrible

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super bowl 51

The craziest game in NFL history. Giving Tom Brady his 5th ring, more than any qb ever. First super bowl to ever go into half time. The pats were behind 3-28 and tied the game in the last quarter then won by a touchdown in sudden death. The biggest comeback in super bowl history.

Are the Patriots really the best ever?
Of course! Remember Super Bowl 51

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