Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.