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Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher September 7, 2008

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Eat on my corn

The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure.

"Bend over slut and eat on my corn"

by T-Money46 March 17, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


grind my corn

A term from the 1800s for a type of Anal Sex. It's when you take temporary ownership of a man's penis and command him to insert it so deeply in your asshole that you can no longer feel your face from screaming in pure pleasure and ecstasy.
This works better if you are single and not in a committed relationship with each other.

He's so mysterious and makes me wetter than the Jersey Shore during Hurricane season. Yeah, I want him to grind my corn.

by Katie Steeletto October 21, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez November 9, 2007

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Potato and Corn Festival

The most exciting thing that happens to the state of Conneticut. Sometimes peaple cancel vacations to simply go for a day, and others go to have a chance to hang out with friends or someone they want to be friends with. Peaple of Conneticut flock to the festival, crowding streets that usually have one or two cars on it at a time (the daily farm tractor does not count) For some reason a starch food festival is needed somewhere.

Person one: Im going to the Potato and Corn festival today
Person two: Its because that girl is going isnt it?
Person one: No! Why would I go just for one girl!
Person two: its the P&C festival! We all have done it.

by Sees tractors daily July 23, 2011

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Sweet corn beans!

Expression by Western people whenever they're surprised.

Sweet corn beans! I never realized that!

by A wild memer May 31, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Soggy Corn

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

by TimeBaum August 30, 2011

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