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Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher September 7, 2008

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Eat on my corn

The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure.

"Bend over slut and eat on my corn"

by T-Money46 March 17, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


grind my corn

A term from the 1800s for a type of Anal Sex. It's when you take temporary ownership of a man's penis and command him to insert it so deeply in your asshole that you can no longer feel your face from screaming in pure pleasure and ecstasy.
This works better if you are single and not in a committed relationship with each other.

He's so mysterious and makes me wetter than the Jersey Shore during Hurricane season. Yeah, I want him to grind my corn.

by Katie Steeletto October 21, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez November 9, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Soggy Corn

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

by TimeBaum August 30, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Street Corn

When a man is performing anal sex while he is applying a stick of butter as lubericate to his member as one would to an ear of corn.

While drinking my 2014 abbaye da sainte bon-chien, with one hand in the air, I gave Brad Pitt my Mexican Street corn.

by Waterbeetle November 26, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


corn my horn

Slang for gay sex

Jared overy there wants to corn my horn

by Tuggboat February 17, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž