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sucking dick while masterbating to a picture of ur uncle
dude i wuz deep valley river-ing last night, it wuz so fun.
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A Proverb that suggests that quiet people are often very thoughtful.
Steve: I get the impression that Jill isn't very smart. She never says anything. Fran: Don't be so sure. Still waters run deep you know.
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Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.
Matt: You look tired mate.
Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.
A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.
Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
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A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.
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When a man from Mississippi is going down on his sister/wife, and get's a surprise mouthful of his daddys cum.
Family reunions with Deep South in your Mouth
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A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.
"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"