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Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018


Celeb disease

When a celebrity gets away with being a terrible person because of their status.

Dude isn’t _______ so cool? No dude you just have celeb disease.

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023


Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.

Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!

by Brandon Zheng April 8, 2011


Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021


Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.

Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease

by Elite Green August 24, 2017


Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020


diseasive

It's deceitful, evil and deceased.

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.

by Diseasive November 17, 2014