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blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 10, 2010


Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; March 4, 2012


Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx July 11, 2013


Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

by iheartstats April 5, 2011


Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!

by MrsTall November 6, 2012


douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013


douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard

wow that kid is riding a douche chariot

by quesotaco February 25, 2016