When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.
There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.
When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen
"tell me how you really feel"
"we had our first bond fighting"
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug
two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!