Random
Source Code
Random
A seven-part novel and movie series written by English writer, J. K. Rowling, following the tale of an orphan, Harry Potter, who one day discovers he is the most famous wizard of all, having defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort at the age of one. From this attack, Harry Potter recieved a lightning bolt shaped scar. Harry and his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger fight against Dark magic to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all.
Harry Potter is seriously misjudged as most people say it supports the occult, is childish, and boring. Most of the people who say this have not read the series, and have no right to criticize it.
Guy: I just read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Girl: Harry Potter is so stupid. J. K. Rowling is using her books to promote the occult. Not to mention that they're children's books. Why would you read something like that?? Oh, and let's not forget how boring it is to read!
Guy: Have you actually read Harry Potter?
Girl: I wouldn't waste my time.
Guy: You're a dumbass.
When having sex and the dude (or chick) asks you to stick your finger(s) in they're butt-hole
you get the idea. >_> <__< >_>
B<-
Dirty Harry
The cutest man on planet, with curly hair. A member of One Direction, the best boy and ever!! Thanks to Simon Cowell. The band is British/Irish, made of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik that quit one direction in 2015. People say he has bromance with Louis Tomlinson, but that's so wrong, but I think he looks cute with Niall horan. His new solo song is "Sign Of The Times" (must hear it). His new Movie is "Dunkirk", must watch, but he is not the main character. One direction is on break, and hopefully they will get back together soon. Harry is a cupcake. He dated Taylor Swift and Kendall Jenner, and I hate them both.
Harry styles is my future husband... YAY!!!
An idiot who has nothing to do but make definitions on urbandictionary. Everybodys pissied at him becuase he makes definitions about everybody.
Harry Cocnbals is fucking moron. He has the stupidest friends in the world.
A master of speech, a charming genius who became VP due to calling Joe Biden a racist-wait no *ahem* for putting people in jail for nonviolent weed possession when it was legal- wait gimme a sec sorry BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING GIRLBOSS! So much of a genius that her only critics are racist and sexist. Giggles away the cons!
Sane Person: To quote the amazing Kamala Harris, “The significance of the passage of time right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.”
The world: *Applause*
A white man who happens to be famous and gay :)
Everyone: Harry Styles is dating Louis Fucking Tomlinson
Anti's: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Larries: muah Haha muah haha
Chugging 5 or 6 shots of hard alcohol, followed by a full cup of chaser. Extremely efficient way to achieve a nice level of drunk, while also experiencing the least discomfort while drinking shots.
-Wow, I'm nowhere near drunk enough for this party
-Do a Dirty Harry quick and you'll be good to go