Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

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cash me outside how bout dat

The definition of aids.

Jeff -'Mate, u want a shit meme?'
Shrek -'No'
Jeff -'cash me outside how bout dat'
Shrek -'fuck off dickhead'

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Tell your crush how you feel day

April 3rd is the day you tell your crush u like them!

Just tell your crush how you feel day

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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

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how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker

1000

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

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