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A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?
Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
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Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.
Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir
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A homeless person, a hobo, a drifter.
Just once I would like to get from the bus stop to work without all these Free Range Humans asking me for money.
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People that hate orange humans in every way.
She would be hot if she wasn't an orange human. I am such an orange human hater, their skin, hair and complextion is so disgusting.
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SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
He looks like a human fire hydrant!
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A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock
That bitch right there is a human pin cushion
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To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.
Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.
Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground
Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!
Derrick: Yeah alright.
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