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reverse human centipede

well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????

the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...

by ladlemush September 3, 2017

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Human Relations Day

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.

Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir

by ektomorf January 17, 2011

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Free Range Human

A homeless person, a hobo, a drifter.

Just once I would like to get from the bus stop to work without all these Free Range Humans asking me for money.

by Kenny Kaye August 3, 2011

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Orange Human Hater

People that hate orange humans in every way.

She would be hot if she wasn't an orange human. I am such an orange human hater, their skin, hair and complextion is so disgusting.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

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Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

by The Chabo April 16, 2011

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Human Pin Cushion

A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock

That bitch right there is a human pin cushion

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003

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Human Caterpillar

To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.

Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.

Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground

Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!

Derrick: Yeah alright.

by Nikkoss March 31, 2012

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