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to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass
Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!
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Luke: Aye it’s june 25 , it’s national finger her day bro
Ryan: for real
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To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.
Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!
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like the B.F Skinner Box experiments except with shaved pussies.
I made $500 because i signed my wife up for the B.F Skin-her box experiments, and now she done gone and have a shaved old puss
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To talk someone into thinking they can do something when they really cannot do it or to make someone feel special when they really are not.
Ex 1: Jamie did a round off double back handspring layout. The team then tried to pump her head up into thinking she could pull a full twisting layout, as well.
Cheer Team: Jamie, try a full!
Shaqueelah: uh-uh, ya'll don't try and pump her head up like that when you know she can't do that!
Ex 2: Jamie is running for homecoming princess for her senior year. Her peers are making it seem like they will vote for her and she will win, but they're really just pumpin' her head up.
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To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)
Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night
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To have sex with a woman in such a way so as to figuratively or literally disrupt her visceral organs. The implication is that the vigor of the activity or size of the penis would extend beyond the usual area of effects.
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