condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

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Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

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Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

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Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

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Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

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wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

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Exco Car Wash

A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires

She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer

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