When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.
The ear drainage was so painful.
Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.
"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.
When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.
When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).
Tucking hair behind ones ear, in a lesbian manner. Used primarily in the city of Liverpool, England.
“oh shit! i've got lesbian ear!”
To lightly singe the earlobe of another.
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
When the boys of the house make a smell you don't want to hear about.
Nose cancelling ear pugs , I don't want that smell in my nose, I'm plugging my ear holes because I can hear that smell.