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A short period of time when a bride is thinking about, or planning her wedding and she becomes so overwhelmed with emotion that she cries.
When wearing the perfect wedding gown after trying dozens on, the woman cried and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just having a bridal moment."
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A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.
Boss: "Value Moment for today: Do not tie a labrador to the seat of your bicycle while riding, you or your labrador may risk serious injury"
Employees: "Yeah, no shit!"
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Someone who is "not a racist" suddenly going on a racist tirade in the presence of an individual or individuals who are of the ethnic background that the racist tirade is directed toward. Such an occurence was first discovered when Michael Richards (aka Kramer from Seinfeld) went on a racist tirade during a stand-up in which he verbally attacked a group of porch-monkeys that had been heckling him. Hence the name "Kramer Moment."
After Oswald soundly defeated his white friend, Irving, in a game of backgammon, Irving had a Kramer Moment in which he reffered to his black friend, Oswald, as "stupid nigger". Oswald immediately responded by pulling out a gat and busting a cap in Irving's scrawny white ass.
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Like a blond moment except ditzer and classier.. to be used when you simply lose your train of thought
"Oh my god i'm so srry i didn't call you back, i had a massive Brunette Moment
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an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.
Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.
You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.
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<Blondieus Momentum>
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
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