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A small change up to the most powerful insult known to mankind (ur mom gay lol). The user of this insult will become a God in human form and the person being roasted will literally have their soul obliterated and their dead body evaporated.
Jeff: My nam-
Steve: BOI, I'm boutta to flame you with that wack ass hair line and those fake ass yee-
Jeff: ur daddy lesbian
Steve: *plummets off the face of the Universe*
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A term in the queer community used for lesbians who are inclusive of all types of lesbians, including non-binary lesbians, ace lesbians, and bi lesbians.
Person 1: I’m nervous about asking Kate out, what if she’s not accepting of me?
Person 2: Don’t worry, she’s a longsword lesbian, you’ll be fine.
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A girl who acts and looks like a lesbian but is actually straight.
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I had just moved in with the girl of my dreams. We’d known each other for years but she never knew how in love with her I was. But now, we live together and I finally had the chance to be with her. One evening she came home to find me on the couch with only my silk robe on. I asked her how her day was and she just let out a sigh. I told her to join me so that I could give her a massage. But first, I said, maybe get a little more comfortable. She took off her jacket and shoes and I insisted she take off her shirt and pants in order to reach maximum comfort. She took off her blouse and revealed her glorious tits. And her ass in that lace underwater made my pussy wet. She came over so I could massage her shoulders, she moaned in delight. I then slowly started moving my hand up and down her arms, gently grazing her boobs. I continued massaging and slowly ran my hand up and down the curves of her body. And then, I realessed the hooks on her bra reveling her tits. “What are you doing?” She screamed as she jumped up. I grabbed her hips and pulled her close enough to hear me whisper, “I want you. All of you” I then proceeded to kiss her neck, she moaned in excitement. I knew you’d like it, I said. “Of course, you’re all I’ve thought about since we were in middle school” she said. I then ran my fingers up and down her legs gently caressing her pussy. I played with it until her lace panties were soaking wet with her sweet juices. I slowly pulled them down while kissing her legs..
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I began licking her pussy, slowly to make her beg for it. I sped up. Faster, faster, faster. My tongue stiff, pounding into her. She screams. I take three fingers and shove them in and I grab her boob with my other hand. Her tits so tender, her pussy so wet. I continue to eat her out as I play with her boobs. “Oh yes. Oh yes baby. That’s it. Make me cum. MAKE ME CUM” I go harder and faster. Four finger slamming into her pussy. “OH MY GOD. IM ABOUT TO CUM” Just then squirt covers my face. Her juices fill my mouth. I kiss her until both are faces covered. She returns the favor. She begins by ripping off my silk robe and flicking my nipples. She then starts fingering my pussy. In and out. Slower and then faster. She then decides to use her tongue. Sucking and licking makes me moan with delight. “Yes baby. Yes. Give it to me. Suck my pussy real good you slut” she then looks up and at me and says, “ let’s have a little more fun” she walks to the kitchen and grabs the bottle of whipped cream. I giggle with excitement. She shakes the can and sprays whipped cream on my nipples and pussy. She begins licking it of my hard nipples and then slides down to my pussy and sucks all the whipped cream up. I pick her up and throw her onto the table and pin her arms up against the wall. I kiss her and slowly move all the way down her body. I stand up take her by the arm, walk her to my bedroom, and throw her onto the bed where we make love until we fall asleep spooning
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The circumstance of two women being romantically and/or sexually attracted to each other, but neither acting upon it because they're waiting for the other to make the first move.
Yeah, I've noticed Heather and Cathy flirting with each other as well. It's been going on for months—I think they're victims of lesbian sheep syndrome.
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justice for the jello sam fraser i love you
samantha fraser is a lesbian eating jello
The worst insult in the world worst then ur mom gay(which is pretty bad)
Jake:hey ur mom gay
David:well your dad lesbian
Jake:has a heart attack then develops cancer then goes into a com and finally dies of brain eating bacteria that made him have no iQ so he shot himself because he didn't know how to hold the gun.
By:HeyIHaveEbola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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