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You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
When someone has an enormous penis
Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
When someone has a big dick
Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."
*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh
the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
dude i gave mary a fog machine
an enigma
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma