Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words

I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

plump monkey

when you get a boner while wearing tight spandex!!

That bitch got a BIG plump monkey standing on the corner

Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.

The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.

The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.