Nathan is the greatest man on earth. Not only is he extremely cute and hot, he is also very supportive. If you are sad and lost in your life, go get yourself a Nathan, he will chear you up, immediately and as long as you need, every-single-time. He's been through a lot, and that's probably the reason why he will always find the right words.
Nathan is a very fun guy to hang out with, he always has something hilarious to say about whatever you are talking about. This explains how he gets so many friends.
He is ready for any adventure, as long as it's not going to high.
- Hey do you know Nathan?
- Of course, everybody does.
Nathan is a depressed pick me boy who will say that they’re going to kill them selves when you break up with them. They also complain about how fat and ugly they are. Don’t waste your time or money on Nathan, since he is just a depressed little ugly musty golden retriever boy wannabe.
e.g
Person 1: ‘I’m so ugly and fat’
Person 2: ‘ew you’re giving Nathan rn’
from a nathan to another:
nathans pull nobody, have tiny manhood, no game, is stupidly sweaty all the time, and is very unfunny. at least me. nobody has a crush on me i am pretty much mentally fatherless now. goodbye fellow nathans. btw call me nathaniel i will stab you
Person 1: Nathan is cringe asf
Person 2: ikr who is he
A Nathan is a science freak, addicted to halo and hentai. Some of his nicknames are, Rocket bitch, Sass queen, wannabe slanger, scientist, ferret and others. Nathan's are tall with a long arm span and a pedo moustache.
Person 1: Is that a pedophile?
Person 2: Nah that's Nathan!