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Lying about something specific...
1) Lying on your dick
2) Lying on your mouth
3) Lying on your pussy
1) Lying about fucking someone
2) Lying about sucking someones dick
3) Lying about getting fucked by someone
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when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
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A term used by bored 12 year olds who have nothing to say, but want to sound cool anyway.Means nothing at all.
Jack:How'd ya do on the math test jim?
Jim:How'd your mom do?
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Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.
White person 1: You're an idiot.
Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!
Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!
Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!
Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM
Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!
Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!
White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
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1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!
2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
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A poor excuse for a comeback or diss.
Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"
Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."
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Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.
Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.
Must never be said in front of own Mother
Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes
Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"
Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"
Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"
Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"
Person 2 -"Your mums mate"
Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"
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