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Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk
people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party
Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"
(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"