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A kotex or feminine napkin. Derived from the words Mexican-as in "south", and band aid-as in "soaks up blood".
"Damn I started my monthly, you have a Mexican Band-aid on you?"
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Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!
I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.
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STHS MB is a cult that involves sex with ass ugly marching band girls (excluding renee) and jordan yoffee's penis in more places than it should be in.
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blazin squad
westlife
s club 8
these are all fukin shit and need to be lined up against a wall and shot
*im a twat im a twat im a twat*
*pooooooooooooooo*
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when schools don't have enough money to actually send the marching band away to a decent place for a week, band camp occurs at school. marching in 120 degrees and getting to know each other a little too well.
oh my gosh, arizona band camp is only 6 months 3 weeks, 2 days and 4 hours away!
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A band so strong in their field show and marching that they can't be touched. Graceful in victory and in defeat. A band that even when teased and trash talked keeps their heads held high. The band all small schools aspire to be.
Student A: "Do you know who won at Dome?"
Student B: "It had to be the Medina marching band. Did you see their show? Their music was amazing!"
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My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass
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