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If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.
Try The Short Bus
1 in the front, 8 in the rear.
"THE SHORT BUS"
Using 2 Hands:
1 in the front, 8 in the rear.
BOOYA!!
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The bus that brings handicapped kids to school
Man, I had such a brain fart today that you would think I came to work on the little yellow bus
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Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.
Can also be used by large families with dogs.
Commonly used for religious reasons.
1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"
Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".
2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.
3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
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"going to catch the bus" refers to going to buy weed.
I have to go catch the bus right now or else i'll miss it
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While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.
I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.
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When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"
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