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The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!
"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"
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A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.
Second one today?
Yes.
You know what will happen.
*dies*
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A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.
Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.
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The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.
My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.
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a marihuana joint prerolled at home for when you can't roll any more
let's fly with my pocket rocket!!
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the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.
"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"
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