Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

It Was Pushing

IWG refers to the interesting phenomenon of pushing yourself in a race and adapting. Or ##################.

I experienced It Was Pushing during the race.

Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one

Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap

one push

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

punch a grumpy

One push, you're done.

Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

Pushing corn

Getting your girlfriend to load up on cream corn and then when she tries to shit, you fuck it back up her ass.

I took my girl to eat Mexican food. The next morning, I rolled her over , dropped her panties and Started pushing corn