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When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…
(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
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The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
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A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.
The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."
"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."
Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
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a gay fag who does not know anything and sucks a dead person every single day.
he has an iq of 10 and was in grade 2 for 40 years. he is only 7 years old.the n words make fun of his prvate part sze
mohad salad means gay fag face
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A relation between the X and Y axis of the 2-Dimensional Plane which when plotted looks quite ridiculous and ends in "Root Salad Ya Bastard".
shit me boi, that Root Salad Graph is whacked up to the max.
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The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.
It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....
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People who love choking and doing anything to others with salad
Alexander really likes choking William with Salad, is this a salad fetish?🤭
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