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The act of drinking a bottle of WD-40, and pissing on a girl with a match (or lighter) in front of the stream of urine, covering the girl in flames, and giving her a flaming shower.
Malk drinks a cool (and refreshing) bottle of WD-40, then, a few hours later, pulls down his pants in front of his girlfriend, lights a match, and enguls her in flames. Flaming shower
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At the end of sexual intercourse, ejaculate in the girl's hair. Then, pee on her feet.
Yo, I totally gave that ho an eskimo shower. She got pissed and called me an abominable snowman.
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The act of vomitting on partner at point of climax.
I can't bust unless I give (or get) a platinum shower.
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When a guy pee's in a girls butt.
Austin gave that girl the Brown Shower
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When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.
I got a cold shower at Arbys once.
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The original waterless shower. No shower? No problem! Just apply your spray on deodorant liberally and your good to go!
Mark - Did you see the queue for the showers this morning?
Johnny - Aye, I just went for a Dundee Shower instead!
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The highest accolade one can achieve in baking. When a baked good is deemed so delicious that world-renowned baking expert Paul Hollywood takes a piss on whoever was responsible for producing the baked goods.
*Inside Great British Bake-Off tent*
Paul Hollywood: “Hello Linda what have you made for us today?”
Linda: “I’ve made scones, it was my grandmother’s recipe and has been in my family for centuries”
Paul Hollywood: “You know what, those are the best scones I’ve ever tasted!..”
*Paul proceeds to stand on the judges table and take a piss on Linda*
Marry Berry: “Ah the first Hollywood shower of the series! Your family watching at home will be very proud!”
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